Just because #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer.

This sequel looks a bit cheap.

#Monday.

Thoughts are with Blitzen at this difficult time

Thank goodness for those enormous pants. #BridgetJones #BridgetJonesMadAboutTheBoy

An elderly president who turns an unnatural colour, has no coherent language ability and goes on destructive temper tantrums? Preposterous. #CaptainAmerica  #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld  #RedHulk

Keeping this for next time I worry these websites are learning too much about me.

“If it’s another one of those fuckin’ tiny plastic combs you can fuckin’ have it.” #MerryFuckinChristmas

It’s a rotten Christmas.

Egg Wallace