Not funny

It makes them money. But they don’t want to say that so instead make up BS

Shocking details!!

/facepalm

Now you have to explain why you bought it in the first place (j/k)

Music to my ears.

Yup. I downvote titles like this in unexpected style.

Oracle?

Do we also need a study that water is wet?

Huge impact on a tiny budget - that’s extremely impressive. The world could be so much better without rent seeking parasites.