One thing Elon will never grasp is that watching a filthy rich guy lose even a fraction of his fortune because of his own hubris is entertainment worth sooooo much more than $8.
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Welp, six weeks of legal carnage schadenfreude down the drain. Might as well go back to my actual law work.
Waiting for the Fox-Dominion trial, it feels like I'm one of those 19th C. folk who put on their Sunday best to watch a Civil War battle that is projected to a bloodbath.
All these Republicans are like, "well how'd you like it if we went and arrested a DEMOCRAT for their crimes and corruption?" and it's like, okay, great, do you want me to provide you some names to look into or...?
If any of you haven't seen the Afroman suit yet, this is the most simultaneously ridiculous and offensive lawsuit I've seen in at least a week:
https://www.npr.org/2023/03/24/1165822372/afroman-police-raid-lawsuit-music-videos
Turning a blue checkmark from a sign of authenticity with value to something you want to hide despite paying for it is the sort of bold business ingenuity that will lead us to Mars, which we'll promptly have to rename to West Hollywood or something because living on "Mars" will become a sign that you're a total fucking loser.
People I need not hear from:
-Pundits who were wrong about the Iraq War
-Investor and finance bros who had their money tied up in things that spectacularly failed
-Bethany Mandel talking about the social safety net, wokeness, rugged individualism, really anything.
Well, thet one financial company went bust-o, better sell off all these others just to be on the safe side.
You'd think after dropping billions on an overpriced tech website and then spending months trying to get out of it would've taught Elon Musk the sort of prudence that would prevent him going ham on a disabled employee with a contract on the "do not fire" list in public but apparently not.
Sigh, clients...
Ah, Mastodon, where no brainless algorithm is trying to get me to reply to a conversation my friends were having yesterday morning.