pussy so good they gotta create a whole new art historical canon to catalog it
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@laurapalmer
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iām at the big lake
gimme the big fucker!
A wife will bonk the husband in the head with a frying pan because he deserves it, absolutely.
šš king k. gabagool ššwhy pay hundreds of dollars for expensive imported vulva treatments when you can just dip your unmentionables in the $5 acai bowl from costco
Cozying myself into a bread loaf like a cat after Iām high off that reggie
Dick Wolf is a great name for a television producer, but an even sicker name for a basketball player. the crowd just starts chanting Dick Wolf over and over again as he makes the greatest basketball play in history.
Boost if Hercules is a big boi
My friend was doing an impression of his gf saying āIām on a budget!ā And it was very good. Shout out to the girlfriends out there inspiring content and keeping their partners happy