I’m hiring.

My team, which is overseeing the modernization of IRS IT with $10 billion+ from the Inflation Reduction Act, needs a coordinator. Someone early career who is beginning to see how much room for improvement there is with Federal IT, and is equipped for a high-profile mission. Must be active USG employee.

Please boost.

https://openopps.usajobs.gov/tasks/5842

Posting this again. We’ll be reviewing applications at the end of May, so please let post-docs, research scientists, assistant professors (who might make a lateral move) in your networks know to get their applications in by May 15th, so we can be sure to include them in our deliberations.
#epidemiology #publichealth #infectiousdiseases

https://ysph.yale.edu/about-school-of-public-health/careers/faculty/tenure-track-infectious-disease-epidemiology/

For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Edit: Please don’t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didn’t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably won’t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.

New variant could cause major covid wave, experts warn White House - The Washington Post #Covid19

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2023/05/05/covid-forecast-next-two-years/