Because it’s a lot cooler than being dead.

Is this safe for my pet T-Rex to eat? I don’t know if it’s too much sodium.

Same.

Where are the car batteries I’ve been throwing out for my grandma?

For UPS, management also includes web, backend, IT, etc positions. Basically if you weren’t a hub worker or delivery driver, you’re likely non-union and structured as management.

I think return to office mandates are silly. Regardless, it’s more about maintaining the office market values, right? So basically need to accept that’s where things are going and that will inevitably happen.

I’m not an economist, so I don’t know the full implications of it all, but I know things will be in for a ride.

Some kinda trenbolone, me thinks.

They usually do hangings, right?

They did a test run at my airport some years ago, but I don’t think it took off. Sadly, I never got to check it out for myself.

businessinsider.com/chipotle-breakfast-burrito-20…

Saving this for all future bosses