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FUTURIST.

Girl, my DOG is smarter than most humans.

What’s the point???

And WHY pray tell would I want to stand around the water cooler with the office racist? Or the inappropriate manager? Or the stinky guy at the end of the row??

Americans have a shocking LACK of self awareness and reading the fucking room…

This is a woman who is a model, a KK lookalike, and has an OnlyFans account. She just passed away.

But the kicker is the family has a GoFundMe account to pay for funeral expenses.

Asking fans to pay for her funeral.

Can’t they sell the fucking Peloton she’s sitting on??? What the actual FUCK???

I don’t know whether to laugh….or shit myself laughing….
….but with more mascara….
Match and set.

M I C

D R O P

I am middle aged now.

Somehow I went from the amiable Party Betty to that girl screaming, “BURN THIS MF DOWN NOW!!”

Guess stripping away human rights will do that to a Betty.