That could be a ringtone in itself, right ?
I mean, people might freak out hearing those words but when you get out your phone, it should be okay ?
The side effect of it is that it tells you how much time you have to take the phone, I guess x')
Content warning: A Hat in Time timer voice counting down from ten to zero with the end of the "Collapsing rift" music.
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