Kytty

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Trans poly sapphic cutie <3
Into most things :3
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This is a horny account. Curate your experience responsibly.
25 yo
Pronounsshe/her/hers/herself / fae/faer/faers/faerself
Follow?Requests welcomed :)
D/sSwitchy - but you can call me Miss
OrentationSapphic
KyttyJun 21, 2024
If you're a bigot, you're getting blocked. If you repost unattributed lewds, or reblog from those who do, you're getting blocked. If you fail a following check (following bigots, etc), you're getting blocked.
KyttyDec 15, 2022
Gotta say, I'm really impressed with openAI's new ChatGPT model! In a full day of using it yesterday to help with a project I've been working on, I got as much done as if I'd put in a whole hour of work on my own!
KyttyDec 2, 2022
My Huntress @MissNerd stole my phone and she's posting on my mastodon now! I hope she's not saying anything embarrassing like I'm adorable and special and the sweetest prey she's ever had the luck of tasting <3
Show threadKyttyNov 29, 2022
(here goes operation "attract employers by being lewd on the internet but also weirdly proficient with tech!")
KyttyNov 29, 2022
Vyr Cossont 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Jun 25, 2020

getting ready to take some sexy photos? did you:

• clean the room
• at least the parts of it that are in frame
• kick the cats out
• also the parts of it that might show up in reflections
• change the sheets
• kick the cats out *again*
• lint-roll the sheets
• conceal any personally identifying information (PII)
• update any embarrassingly out-of-date software on devices that are in frame
• …or in reflections
• set up lighting
• kick the cats out for hopefully the last time, oh god, they can open unlocked doors now?
• *lock the door*
• set up a stable camera mount
• forget what you were doing
• oh, right
• look at the camera preview and remember you're fucking hot

KyttyNov 29, 2022
So I'm working on a hockey #stats project for my capstone project in my #dataAnalytics course and in browsing things other analysts have done in the same general area, I came across an absolutely brilliant conclusion.
"The strongest correlation to winning games appears to be goal differential". Stats say if you score more points than other team then you likely win. Ok let's pack up we're done here.
KyttyNov 28, 2022
arboreliaNov 28, 2022

[this actually happened to me, in 2019]

Cute girl: So. Before we proceed. How do you feel about Marx?
Me (nervous): Umm look I guess I'm a socialist but I don't really know enough about the political theory behind it
Her: ...
Me: I'm sorry
Her: ...
Her: Marks. Can I leave marks on your skin

KyttyNov 28, 2022
🔞 free use jo buddyNov 28, 2022
the kindest thing you can do for someone today is reply to one of their selfies and tell them that you think they're hot
KyttyNov 27, 2022
MissNerdNov 27, 2022
Mommy was feeling nice this morning, and figured I'd share that with everyone here <3 How are you all today?
Show threadKyttyNov 27, 2022
My Huntress has decided! Tomorrow, I may edge - while sitting in her lap. I'll try to make sure y'all get to see, too!