Anal Challenger

I keep a Windows 11 installer USB on my person almost at all times. I’ve had to perform an impromptu utilman.exe trick (consensually) multiple times. (Replacing the ease of access menu EXE with a command prompt somehow still allows you to get an administrator CMD window on the lock screen, even in 2026).

How does your house fit?

Why do you need to think for 30 seconds about which lottery numbers to pick. You’re not winning, grandma. I’ve been carrying 3 2L bottles without a basket while standing in this line for the past 5 minutes and I’m ready to kill.

I can’t believe there’s one whole full stop in this post. Outrageous

I’m pretty sure that’s actually true.