wolfie ❎middle aged middle class white customers dont be fucking rude challenge
| nostalgia critic is | racist |
| nostalgia critic is | not protected under the constitution |
| nostalgia critic is | sick and/or disturbed |
| nostalgia critic is | Not ok |
Kole
@kole_onceler_birthing
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hehe. im kole and im a socialist chetnik.(im serbian if youre worried about me being racist or smth for using that lol) she/her. derse timebound
sometimes you gotta log off of the mastodon...and log into the teams fortress
FBI Agent: SPIT IT OUT
Me: *spits blood on his fancy shoes* i dunt know nuthin.......you're wathting your time
FBI Agent: *Sigh* Fine.....You asked for this.....*sets up a projector showing sasumiku fanfiction*
Me: no...No..NO..NO PLEATHE PLEATHE NO
Me: *spits blood on his fancy shoes* i dunt know nuthin.......you're wathting your time
FBI Agent: *Sigh* Fine.....You asked for this.....*sets up a projector showing sasumiku fanfiction*
Me: no...No..NO..NO PLEATHE PLEATHE NO
you know how cool characters in media get like surgery to have cool robotic eyes or whatever that can see shit. fuck that. i'll just get a transplant so i have goat eyes
Duke Nukemstarted worshiping vivec just to flex on the n'wah
yeah let me bing it *looks up the life expectancy of a god*
cop: ma'am do you know how fast you were going
me: * slowly takes off glasses * do you know who the fuck i am. i got 20 boosts on mastodon once. you surely don't understand.
me: * slowly takes off glasses * do you know who the fuck i am. i got 20 boosts on mastodon once. you surely don't understand.
found out that the cops dont take mastadon clout for bail money.
i have done nothing but kin blonde anime character with dark backstory and tendecy to murder for 3 days