cap'n crush

@knotlump
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someday i will get doored by a toyota prius with a human rights campaign bumper sticker, but until then i cycle freely and without fear or mercy
The Marriage Of Figaro To The Coward Robert Ford
And when you alternate a sunset through some trees pic now and then, or a sassy bitmoji... Mmmmm, Babygirl knows what makes Daddy growl
Post more famous quotes in that courier new typewriter font, Jesus Christ that makes me horny
Breaking: Woman Owns Hater During Social Media Argument, Hater Also Claims Victory
Good morning, I hate the whole world and all of it's content.
Sitting at a car dealership. Honky tonk playing on the speakers. Kavanaugh talk on the tv. Summer baseball dust on my sneakers. My life wasn't supposed to be like this.
Bitches love my britches where the stitches hold my riches
this year for halloween im giving out crabs
hey we're done with the concept of jokes