THEY'RE GONNA YELL THE SEX NUMBER

"this sucks man im out" is the most fun string of words to say when you mean it. just... this sucks man im out. and then you just fucking leave. thrilling

apparently the trick to comedy on mastodon is repetition

A dog is for life, not just for Christmas

*looks u dead in the eyes while i suck the toothpaste out the tube and eat it*

ANIMAL JAM AT MCDONALD'S

All Autistic People: I Hope You Have a Good Day Today, I Love You

imagine being able to afford platform boots this post was made by broke goth gang

I feel. Like a liddol creature. I cannot change dis