I call this piece "I'll just replace the top two steps"

Having a camp beer

Santa got me beer

Some jerk threw the local rope swing up the tree and it got stuck, but 20 minutes perseverance throwing a branch like a javelin got it down again!

Paddy furiously gooning to a chat bot "hey parents you GOTTA know about this chat bot"

The 8.5 year old likes cheese, and we got these cheese flavoured crackers, and he liked them the first time, but now he doesn't like them because they "taste like cheese"

The news when it says "The Hamas run health ministry..."

Gonna pop down to ye Olde furre shoppe to get a newe fursona

50 murdered and 50 injured and stuff has nothing and rnz has a listicle - what a joke

Toy Duncan's Chest