I'm not sure why #Fedex offers a 2pm guaranteed delivery option if they NEVER even come close, other than the money it makes for them.

Suspicious... email a sysadmin about a problem. Replies back saying "it's set up right and there's no problem", and all of the sudden my challenge magically fixes itself.

Thrilled to be renewed as a Microsoft Data Platform MVP :) Thank you!

IF anyone is using #Quickbooks Pro on the desktop, get off of it. They're now requiring subscriptions in addition to buying the software, and they hold your finances hostage until you pay up. It's migration time..

I feel like I need a montage to help me through my day today.

Yup. It's normal to run integrity checks on your databases every five minutes.

I *hate* hyperconverged storage platforms and #SQLServer performance. Discuss.

Current mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q8DppYVEL8