Live your life with the confidence of a boomer who walks away from the contactless terminal at a bar before the transaction has cleared

As someone who still sends a post card home to ol’ mum every time I go on a trip, I am very happy with this new trend of buying a “stamp” online and being given an alphanumeric grid to write into the stamp window

How good is Sweden?

Amazing what burnout from a Big 4 does to you. I’ve been so careful about maintaining balance in my new job that for the first time in a long time I just realised I’m sitting on a plane about to go on a trip and have had zero thoughts about work all morning, and it didn’t fill me with instant dread!

Citra quite clearly channeling my feelings on the imminently approaching Monday

I take a nice photo occasionally (in 2018)

How good is curry udon?

Had leftover hollandaise so turned it into béarnaise and reverse-seared a steak. Might be the best dang steak I’ve ever made 😋

Was craving an Aussie-style brunch so whipped up some hollandaise and made eggs royale 😋