That’s the type of woman I’d let walk up one side of me and down the other, in heels…then thank her for the experience. 🤷

The worst part is that I love math and numbers…just hate money and having to worry about it.

It’s a French curve ruler. IIRC the original French curve was used for drawing and drafting, having multiple curves and cutouts. This was developed with the graduations and solid shape specifically for sewing.

What’s this gap in your resume? Oh, that’s the two years I was a jeweler. What about this one? That time I managed a retail store. But you’re applying for a manufacturing position sir. Yes, that’s why I only left the relevant bits on the resume, otherwise it would be 7 pages long and you wouldn’t be seeing me now.

Reading Seinfeld plots is funnier than watching. Which is still a step up from Friends.

I appreciate that there are 9 dingos and 9 babies

IIRC this was scheduled maintenance in documentation for some MBs. Literally “every x years replace the battery while machine is running to avoid data loss” or some such. I could just be crazy though.

This is the way

Don’t worry buddy. A coworker flipped out on me once for replacing a cmos battery while a machine was on. 🤷

I got out of a ticket for illegal mods in New Jersey 20 years ago. Local cops pulled me over on a state route, I stopped on an offramp shoulder. State trooper shows up and says fuck no. He followed me to the parking spot and said have a good night.