I love being five layers deep in a UI interaction I didn’t want in the first place, because the thing I was going to tap turned into a share icon 1 millisecond before I tapped it, then my attempt to tap elsewhere turned into tapping the Messages icon in a share sheet that materialized 1 millesecond before it, then the button I was reaching for shifted out of the way to be a recipient I didn’t want, and now here I am stuck saying “nice cock” to my landlord’s mom

Idk how to use social media anymore! I promise I still exist but not a lot motivates me about these new public spaces right now.

I’m still rocking the key carabiner life from 2004 but I’m down to like 2 keys on my ring and the “number of keys” to “amount of jingling I have to constantly hear” ratio is now completely unreasonable lol. How the hell y’all store your KEYS???