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Just a lil' dummy uwu. Furry. NSFW! I am a bad boi >:3c
Age28
SexYes please
LocationGermany
SpeciesNoodle
I have obtained an NFC ticket :3. Hype~
Also people keep mistaking my derg’s lewd bits for a slit. It is not a slit. I’m very breedable here >~<
I'll be at EF next week, will be nice to meet friendly fluffs ^^
Time to be a bad dragon >:3

Aaaaa >//////<
I am extremely into long term orgasm denial and this turned out so well <3.

The ring has four modes. Your owner can freely change between green/blue/orange modes. Taking the ring off requires owner permission.
- πŸ’š πŸ”“Green *tracking mode*: Able to and allowed to cum. Your owner can track when you get horny, edge, or cum.
 πŸ”’ Blue *safe mode*: No matter how close you get, no matter how pent up you are and how much you beg to cum, you are unable to cum <3. Owner can change into other modes.
- ⚠️ πŸ”“ Orange *risky mode*: Able to cum, but not allowed to cum! **If you go over the edge and orgasm, you will never ever cum again, as the ring changes into the permanent red mode.**
 πŸ”’ Red *permanent mode*: Ring becomes permanent, you will never cum again, and you will never be able to take the ring off >:3. Not even your owner can change this now.

Artist: @/kiwiisquid on Telegram. Thank you for this wonderful piece :3.

Just hanging out at a waterfall, being horny for some Kahli cock 

Kahli: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/serratia/
Wonderful piece by eLCyDog: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/elcydog/

Userpage of Serratia -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

↼————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————⇀. . Dreamcatcher1⚞Salute! Welcome to my abode within t ...

I got this amazing doodle page at NFC from Fleeks ( @DisasterDragon ), I love it so much >w<

Aaaaaa >w< Help~

(Amazing comm I got from MrHp7w7)

Rawr~ Come snuggle ^w^

Absolutely amazing commission I got from elcyDog of my new noodle sona, which turned out better than I could have ever imagined <3. Becoming a noodly boi also marks a new chapter in my life. I can't wait to get more spicy art~

reminder that the early and not-so-early days of computing are basically incomprehensible from a modern lens

there was a time when the idea of having "if and else blocks" in your language was a *novel paradigm* with people arguing over whether "structured programming" was sufficiently expressive or somehow worse than the goto soup of assembly (60s -> 80s)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structured_programming

there was a time when letting a function directly or indirectly call itself was a *controversial decision* that people violently disagreed with (because that would require something like a *stack*, when everyone knows local variables are much more efficient to implement as statically allocated globals!)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALGOL_60

maybe the "absurd", "restrictive", or "wasteful" things you see in today's new programming languages will become as common as water one day too :)

Structured programming - Wikipedia

Today was ... interesting. If you followed me for the past months over on the shitbird site, you might have seen a bunch of angry German words, lots of graphs, and the occassional news paper, radio, or TV snippet with yours truely. Let me explain.

In Austria, inflation is way above the EU average. There's no end in sight. This is especially true for basic needs like energy and food.

Our government stated in May that they'd build a food price database together with the big grocery chains. But..