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I am a wife, mom, and daughter located in the Pacific Northwest. I am an Accessibility Program Manager. I love my dog, crochet, gaming, the outdoors, and watching trash TV. I have great friends, but always looking to meet and connect with interesting people.

Feel free to follow while I fumble with this new experience. I follow back. :)

Sleepy head, snuggle butt

#DogsMastodon #dogsofmastondon #puppy

Draw me like one of your French girls...

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #puppy

I just had to explain what a Caboodle was to coworkers and realized like an entire generation and a half likely have no idea what the glory of a Caboodle is.

I died a little inside today.

I almost want to reactivate my Twitter just to vote in and see the results of #ThePoll but I don't hate myself that much.
Ok, I did not realize that Cecily Strong was leaving SNL and I am irrationally emotional about it. Plus: Lizzo.

So here's the thing. You can only violate people's legal rights and your own word so far before they lawyer up and come after you.

I really do hope Musk changes his mind and does the right thing - the employees deserve that. But it'll be fun as hell if he doesn't.

Documentation vs User experience.
A magus resurrects the Norse god Loki and challenges him to invent a weapon that will drive his enemies to madness. Loki surveys the world and produces the single possible object most anathemic to the functioning of the modern mind: A fitted sheet that actually only has three corners, so you're just repeatedly re-stretching it across the mattress thinking you've rotated wrong

These are the number of statuses (posts) on Mastodon.world per month, since the beginning in August 2021. 

#statistics #mastodon #mastodonworld

Impending snow storm requirements met:

- Stocked fridge and freezer
- Pot of soup on the stove top
- Good snacks acquired
- Many crafts to keep busy
- Devices charged and back up batteries at the ready
- More good snacks acquired.
- Salt supply in the garage and on deck
- Did I mention snacks?

We ready!