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TLDR; I sport, code, make stuff, and play adventure games.

Member of @leigh_hackspace

Bloghttps://kianryan.co.uk
Twitch@betsyandsamantha
PronounsHe/Him

Exasperated and disturbed the new IP license in the Mastodon TOS has no termination clause.

https://mastodon.social/terms-of-service/2025-07-01

Facebook and YouTube have terms saying you can intentionally remove your IP grant by deleting the content. Twitter lets you remove your IP grant by deleting your *accounts*, which is punitive, but possible to exercise (I did). It's very good Mastodon's grant is limited-useβ€”but so was Tumblr, and it eventually abused its. I want Mastodon to be as pro-user as *Facebook and Google*.

OggCamp, the unconference for open source and free culture enthusiasts returns in 2026.
πŸ—“οΈ Save the date and join us, once again, at The Manchester Conference Centre on April 25th and 26th.
πŸ‘€ Keep an eye out for the Call for Papers and ticket announcements soon! 🎟️
#Oggcamp #OggCamp2026 #OpenSource #TechConference #Manchester

All aboard! The Last Express is ready for testing!

Paris, July 24, 1914. We are excited to announce that Jordan Mechner's acclaimed real-time adventure The Last Express is now ready for testing in ScummVM!

Step into the shoes of Robert Cath, an American doctor on the run from murder charges, as he boards the legendary Orient Express for what would be its final journey before the outbreak of World War I.

https://scummvm.org/news/20250617/

#retrogaming #adventuregame

Turns out the author of Kinetic Worm Dimension, a fast paced "three dimensional" implementation of Snake, still had a backup of the original 1999 DOS version of the game. It was previously unpreserved on the Internet, so he decided to share it.

All versions are now available for download here: https://archive.org/details/kinetic-worm-dimension-v111

Why everyone should read books.

We're going to stream 2, yes 2 hours of our belated the Longest Journey Stream at 1900 BST this evening.

I've no idea where we're up to anymore, so it's going to really be The Longest, Longest Journey.

I'm hoping the save files haven't degraded since our last play...

https://www.twitch.tv/betsyandsamantha

#thelongestjourney #dreamfall #twitch

betsyandsamantha - Twitch

I build things, tinker with electronics, write code and play adventure games. We may be doing any of those things, we may be doing all of those things.

Twitch
Dear Virgin Media.
You really don't want my feedback.

Naomi Ackie mostly provides a point of grounding in a movie of absurdities, and is used mostly as a plot device until the final act where she starts to have some agency.

The movie takes its time getting up to speed, introducing characters and then plays a combination of clone shenanigans and romantic story arc for a while. We then move on to arrival at the planet, more clone shenanigans, followed by a big CGI fight scene (no, no joke. No sky beams though), followed by an epilogue.

This is not Bong Joon Ho's best work. Not by a long shot. Don't expect a similar movie to Parasite. This is as delicate as a brick through a window.

It is enjoyable. It is worth watching once.

It's then worth going to watch Moon again for the 31st time.

Robert Pattinson has been doing great work in his post sparkling days picking up interesting roles and playing them in interesting ways. He does it here with Mickey, and manages to find enough variance between the Mickeys (Mickies?) to make them feel like distinct characters.

Mark Ruffalo continues his villain arc and long may it continue. Toni Collette stood opposite him is chewing through every scene and the hamminess here is spot on.

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He’s literally the greatest columnist of all time because he’s the only normal person ever to be given the job
I found a witch supply store opposite a Nisa Local. It’s the start of a magical journey

I’ve already bought a book called Basic Witches, and I’ll be back to buy some crystals soon, writes Adrian Chiles

The Guardian
@kate This is like a modern day parable, reads totally sincere too, just beautiful
@kate β€œI knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them”
@kate oh. oh god β€œMy superpower? Turning a lovely afternoon into a nerve-shredding orgy of panic”

Guradian "comment is free" article by Adrian Chiles, who is pictured head and shoulders next to his name on all of these screencaps. He is wearing a suit, an open collar, and an expression something like a slightly bemused bulldog

title: "I found a witch supply store opposite a Nisa Local. It’s the start of a magical journey"

subhead: "I’ve already bought a book called Basic Witches, and I’ll be back to buy some crystals soon"

https://shrike.club/@kate/113330717471330508

@kate
#Alt4You please steal etc. etc/

Kalkate. Synthetic Kalkate. (@kate@shrike.club)

Attached: 1 image This one is my favorite https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/18/i-found-a-witch-supply-store-opposite-a-nisa-local

SHRIKE CLUB
@kate i love him he’s my new parasocial best friend
@kate had to verify this was not a doctored headline

@kate He's on an episode of Taskmaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f26ROu92wzU

Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2022 | Full Episode | Taskmaster

YouTube
@abigail the uk has such a robust microcelebrity economy

@kate yes fuck yes

give me this Andy Rooney shit all day

@kate As a rideshare driver, yes I need to use your bathroom but also if you offer I will be extremely suspicious.

@kate The second one is literally just Brian Butterfield

"Crispy hosin owl" "bonbonbonbons"

@waitworry @kate it really took a turn at the last sentence there

@waitworry @kate I mean in the ... subheading there...

"Drop head: A small headline running below the main headline; also called a deck." umm, yea...

@waitworry @kate I would absolutely install a urinal in my garage
@waitworry @kate nightmares at the thought of the urinal's PoV
@kate I have a favourite spoon πŸ₯„ too. I thought I was the only one πŸ˜…
@Local @kate I don't have a favourite spoon... But I definitely have a favourite knife 😁
@bumblebeedc @kate Nice! What makes it special? πŸ™‚
@Local @kate it's just right length and weight wise, so it feels perfect when holding ☺️
@Local @kate We've found it's a great way to figure out potentially how neuro spicy you or your friend might be. Like if people have a favourite spoon they know exactly why, and if they don't but can follow your logic they're a good ally but if they don't and think you're silly for having one can be a minor red flag about empathy levels.
@shivers @kate that's clever πŸ™‚πŸ‘πŸ₯„
@kate please tell me this guy really exists and has won a Pulitzer for his service.
@kate I'm glad you got the spoon story in there, it's a classic

@kate

If this man published in the fediverse, he could have more followers than Jesus.

Brilliant.

@kate He's so predictable there's a Adrian Chiles headline generator http://www.tom.ledger.name/chileswriter.html
Chileswriter

@kate I’m torn between loving his down-to-earth takes and resenting that he only has the column because he’s sleeping with the editor.
@kate favourite spoon is literally the Private Eye joke about the vapid article writer! Willthisdo?