I object to rows because my nerves are shaken, and I get up at all sorts of ungodly hours, and I am extremely lazy.
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Me to cat in designated spot: Oh helloooo, it's good to see you, you're such a perfect baby, I see all you do and I appreciate it, what a special gorl
Me to cat on desk: Oi! Fuckface! Cushion!
Perfect baby:
"When it receives the signal, Osiris-Rex will throw the egg at your house and scream WOOOO as loud as it can manage in a vacuum," NASA explained.
:'(
He faaaaailed ♥️🌈🌷
Look at this garbage. It must have topped out shortly after I took that picture
And now I have to use a multimeter, an activity I disproportionately despise
Unless I can get the local MSEE to do it
Overheard -
A: Is that someone who used to come here often?
B: She's from the senior center... Or was, rather.
Aby & the Axolotls ꒰(˶• ᴗ •˶)꒱