Kerri Miller

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Staff Engineer (@gitlab), ๐Ÿ blogger, raconteur, ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ, druid, poker player, glassworker, trollop, part ๐Ÿฆ, part ๐ŸฆŠ, all ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
MINASWAN for me, not for thee.
I keep feeling like RC's comms would go a lot better for them if they stopped the corporate-comms routine, and spoke in a genuine manner to the Ruby community _as a a member of the community_.
In 2023, I participated in a ๐Ÿ๏ธ event that had an extremely strict No Social Media policy.. 2 weeks offline, and I came back to X and algorithms pushing Nazis, and... I just never really found my way back to any of it.

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum: habemus blog post!

https://deadsimpletech.com/blog/altman_dunce

Sam Altman is a dunce | deadSimpleTech

Sam Altman is one of the dullest, most incurious and least creative people to walk this earth. This is, after all, the person who once tweeted 'i am a stochastic parrot and so are u', in response to Emily Bender's (entirely incisive and absolutely brilliant) critique of what his large language models are *actually doing*.

deadSimpleTech
(If you're at RubyConf and haven't gotten a gen-u-ine Kerri sticker, come by and say hi! Y'all know how to find me ๐ŸŒˆ )
Any piece of code can be imagined as a line. It's a journey. Itโ€™s like a google map overlay showing the route between two points. You canโ€™t see all the hairpin turns until you zoom in. The impulse to extract code into smaller pieces, to give a code block a good name for better understanding, to simplify, is like zooming out on the map -- youโ€™re cutting away the little cul de sacs and winding turns that are required for tactical reasons, but obscure the strategic code.

Deleted my account on Xitter.

Fuck.

Why, after 6 years, Iโ€™m over GraphQL

GraphQL is an incredible piece of technology that has captured a lot of mindshare since I first started slinging it in production in 2018. You wonโ€™t have to ...

It's been a few years, but I finally have a talk idea that is burning brightly in my mind, and it's not going away.

"The Case of The Usual Error"

Pssst! Any intermediates/almost senior Rubyists looking for work? I got a cool lead.