Android Gremlin πŸ’—

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Kelly | 22 | Professional Homosexual | Non-Binary + Pansexual   

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My parents think that my heart chokers look like dog collars. I don't want to know what she'd think of this!!

All jokes aside, my parents aren't... Academically inclined enough to have a discussion about the appropriation of stripper culture as mainstream fashion. 🀧

God I love baking!!!!!

Hi, I'm awake and banana bread is going into the oven!!

The one on the right has walnuts and the one on the left doesn't, in case you were wondering what the differences were.

I'm making banana bread 'cause my baby is sad and I want to try and cheer her up πŸ₯Ί

Hi, my bestie put my hair in space buns!!

Also hi, I'm super comfy and cozy. You can't tell but I'm wearing boyshorts and I have this heavenly lilac color scheme going on.

Also, while I would usually be driven mad by how the elastic waist band squeezes my stomach, I'm not bothered by it tonight. It feels weird to not be bothered by it, but I guess my brain decided it was going to not be on its bullshit tonight. ✨

Now you may be wondering, what's a stripper dress?

A stripper dress is a dress that cannot be made street safe due to its length, sheerness, coverage and ease of taking off and is generally worn by adult entertainer, strippers, sex workers of all stripes as a cover up while at work.

Case in point, my entire push up bra is just out. The dress is pulled down as far as it'll go, and it's struggling to keep my booty covered up. Moving any bit all causes it to rise up to a shirt length.

It's a super soft swimsuit fabric and I love this one πŸ–€

I saw one of my adult entertainer friends wearing this dress and fell in love, when she made me a list of all of the things she got off Amazon, I knew I had to get one for myself too πŸ–€

The material of this dress is slightly scratchy on the outside - whether that's incentive to take it off or to keep unwanted hands off is up for debate.

Hi, so uh... What outfits do y'all clean in? I tend to clean in bodysuits (when I'm tidying and using gentle cleaner) because I have so much horny clothes but literally no where to wear them.

So I'm just like, fuck it, I'm wearing it so I feel comfortable in it, in case I ever actually have an occasion to wear it. I'm telling myself it's self care.

My best friend gave me this bodysuit and it never manages to stay closed, I buttoned it up for the photo since like, there's already so much going on in this photo.

I don't really care if you boost this or not, up to you comrades. I'm just chilling and trying to be more comfortable in my body πŸ˜›

All of me loves all of you πŸ’— happy two year anniversary sweet Batsy πŸ–€

@viomi

I wanted to look hot for a video call - and now I'm obsessed with this bodysuit and liquid leather combo, even though you can totally see my panty lines 😭

Why is it so impossible to find thong bodysuits???? That's the real question here.

For Halloween this year, I was a sexy demon/succubus type thing.

Also hi, I have purple hair now and I love it.