If monkey dust was still running: Trump's cancerous body expires, but his pissbaby crew are going to increasingly disgusting lengths to Weekend At Bernies him around to make sure the history books say he outlived Biden.
After it's all over, the entire Trump administration stand in silence. Finally feeling shame for the first time, they are overwhelmed. Several take their own lives immediately. Others, slowly.
The entire story is told in flashback by a ragged drunk in a neonoir cyberpunk dive bar. He is the last survivor of the crew.
When he finishes the story, he downs a bottle, and walks down on the hyperloop tracks. The hyperloop is broken again. He weeps.