I can smell the birthday celebration pizzas
I (vegan) am sharing a pie with someone else (vegetarian) so it’s half vegan cheese and half normal cheese
I think this is kinda silly???? The comingling of cheeses!
“Oh... yeah... mine is on Tuesday next week but it’s ok.....”
Tomorrow it is the April birthday lunch celebration
The second year in a row they have forgotten to include me
But this time I have to be in-office for the little celebration
I’m going to try to shift this into “oh damn Katie, I feel bad, how about you leave early and go play pinball, damn. Forgot you twice, sorry”
I DID MY BIT
AND IT LANDED
GOD YESSSSSSsssssss
“Hey, I noticed a technical issue with a game last week”
“Oh sure lemme fire up the excel fix tracking sheet to see what’s up”
“Yea it’s weird, this game costs a dollar now, it used to be 75¢”
(Quick beat)
“Dammit Katie haha”
Unfortunately the director was not there but I told my bit to the friend who was working
I try again Monday at tech fix-it night
My toxic trait is that if I come up with a HILARIOUS dry bit and it doesn’t land, I will try it on another mark.
This is also how my Friday night and Saturday morning are being spent