[GRS]36¢ Platypus PostageStampIF THE GUARDSMAN DIDN'T WANT ME TO GO FOR HIS SERVICE CROSSBOW HE SHOULDN'T KEEP IT DANGLING SO ENTICINGLY FROM HIS SWORD-BELT
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WIZARD ACADEMY DROPOUT
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>POWER WORD: FIREBALL!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I AM MASTER OF FIREBALLS FUCK U
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IF GNOMES DIDN'T WANT TO BE DROP-KICKED, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO KICKABLE IN SIZE AND SHAPE -THE SCHOLARLY WIZARD
ACCIDENTALLY MADE AN OBELISK. NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE. YOUR PROBLEM ACTUALLY
IT'S BEEN SEVERAL MONTHS SINCE I'VE MADE ANY POSTS ON HERE. YOU MIGHT BE THINKING: NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS, RIGHT? IF THAT PARTICULAR WIZARD IS SILENT THEN THINGS ARE ALL OKAY? I'M HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT THINGS WILL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN LOL
ONCE I TRIED COMING UP WITH A SPELL FOR GETTING UP AND MOVING IN THE MORNING THAT WAS MORE EFFECTIVE THAN LEGITIMATELY-PRESCRIBED STIMULANTS AND SOME QUICK STRETCHES. UNFORTUNATELY THE TEST SUBJECT WOULDN'T STOP SCREAMING AND WHEN I ASKED HOW IT FELT THEY SAID "IT FELT BAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT". HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO REFINE THAT ONE UNFORTUNATELY
POWER WORD PENIS LOL
Mother Crookwizard school: *takes on twenty new apprentices each year and teaches every single one of them fireball and lightning bolt*
wizard school: why is our budget so strapped, we're barely maintaining the replacement rate
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