Kalabi Yau 

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5 Followers
80 Following
704 Posts
crippling paranoia, desperate loneliness, masochistic death-wishes, dangerous obsessiveness, apocalyptic hysteria

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DJ Setshttps://www.mixcloud.com/kalabiyau/
Bandcamphttps://kalabiyau.bandcamp.com/music
Soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/kalyau
Lemmyhttps://lemmy.world/u/KalabiYau
Kalabi Yau Jul 25, 2023
Can y'all be my mom for a second 😭 my research paper "Holy Fucking Shit If You Burp Enough You Don't Ever Fart" just got accepted to be published in the leading journal on flatulence "Busters Digest". OMGGGG
Show threadKalabi Yau Jul 25, 2023
@kainoa @chjara me when i melt down all the lead pipes at my local Home Depot
Show threadKalabi Yau Jul 25, 2023
@kainoa @chjara drop the recipe pls
Kalabi Yau Jul 25, 2023
if yall ever see the clouds move one way on the doppler thats cuz im blowin em (not like that haha
Show threadKalabi Yau Jul 25, 2023
@TodayInTwitter you pay Twitter $8 a month?
Kalabi Yau Jul 21, 2023
cat friendsJul 21, 2023
four opportunist tomcats
Show threadKalabi Yau Jul 20, 2023
@EeveeEuphoria @winampskins insane that you boosted your own post minutes after making it

ur game is different
Show threadKalabi Yau Jul 20, 2023
@unsafelyhotboots yeaaaa i think it's time we get #Spew trending! #Spew
Kalabi Yau Jul 20, 2023
"Oh wow one of my spews is blowing up"
"I'll be live-spewing the Clippers game"
"Just sending my spews into the void lol"

thinking about this... #Spew

RE: https://calckey.social/notes/9her2s5bxam7fa0q
Unsafelyhotboots (@unsafelyhotboots)

@kalyau How about "spewed" #FireFish

Firefish Social
Kalabi Yau Jul 20, 2023
whats the firefish lingo for "tw*et" or "toot"? is it just post? tap in