Twitter is just engagement baiting
Threads is just corporation spam
Mastodon is just politics and complaining about twitter
Bluesky has 6 users
Guess I should use less social media anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kalen William$
@kalenpw
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I have a sneaking suspicion the developers at Nintendo intended you to be more creative than carrying a giant stick everywhere to cross gaps
Unfortunately I am limited in the size of gaps I can cross because all my axes broke due to the super fun durability mechanic #TotK
Every time I open Mastodon I just see people tooting/posting about twitter. Has big “I’m so over my ex vibes”
Call me a baby, but I have never played a game where durability added anything positive
⌘+c opens Cortana on Windows as a way of taunting you for having to use Windows
I got an air purifier and after running for a few hours it doesn’t feel like I’m breathing in a freshly cracked can of tennis balls on a snowy mountain after chewing 5 gum…did I buy a bad one or were my expectations too high
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe"
Oooh it’s so nice out of today!
*closes blinds so sun doesn’t reflect off computer screen*
“If you can’t solve a problem then there is an easier problem you can solve. Find it.”