you may have a significant other, but i have a 26” long plush salamander, so who’s really winning here?

his name is yuu btw, i looked at all the suggestions i was given and chose absolutely none of them

oh yeah, introduction—

i’m kai! i write things, and sometimes i post them online! my mind is probably haunted by dark and secret gods as punishment for my shitposts. follow if you want me to tell you about the dreams i have and the ominous meanings i ascribe to them!