whatever you do, do NOT attmept to install a new point of sale system on mercury retrograde #businessbitch

adults never tell you that becoming an adult is about getting a little gassier every year

watching vanderpump from top to bottom is the hottest thing a boy could do without paying for dinner

failing to love in the age of crisis is not woke

check on the millennial in your life this week its brutal out here in hollywood. every man who shot for a magazine cover in the 90s is dropping dead

bro drops of god? so gas #appletv

Loved Wuthering Heights and think the critics have made a gross misjudgement about what we owe to source material (I have no attachment to it whatsoever, to be clear). It's unfortunate that perceived fidelity, whether it be to comics or books, is weighted above coherence of vision.