When your lunch outranks you academically.
However, it's kinda worrying that "copliot", "copllot" etc. were already taken.
And who could forget their trusty sidekick, Dependobat!
Worry not, Coplllot is on the case.
You can create pretty convincing pull requests with something like this. Just sayin'.
It's, uh, less than ideal that I'm allowed to claim a GitHub username like this.
Okay, so it turns out that this is really, really slow.
Which led to CVE-2026-30226: https://github.com/sveltejs/devalue/security/advisories/GHSA-cfw5-2vxh-hr84
AND THEY EXPECT US TO BELEIVE THIS IS "JUST A COINCIDENCE" ?? !?
Pretty cool that you have to create a Facebook account to file a vulnerability report to Meta.