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out of an abundance of caffeine

Free #nbcsnl fake ad idea:

“Does your bank system have the runs?”

(Insert Pepto Bismol song rewrite here)

Wasabi Sinus Blast should be a Druid (or spellcaster with Herbology) spell
Recent additions to CNET staff

Wonder if this position reports to Eugene Belford

https://www.linkedin.com/in/eugene-belford-84245417b/

Loving the (now) very retro feel of this job title and org name.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3435993511/

New York City Cyber Command hiring Cyber Engagement Manager in New York, New York, United States | LinkedIn

Posted 9:06:34 AM. Job DescriptionAbout New York City Cyber CommandNew York City Cyber Command (NYC3) is committed to…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.

RT @TheOnion
Fetterman Struggling To Adapt To Size Of Capitol Building https://bit.ly/3Gck5NP
Fetterman Struggling To Adapt To Size Of Capitol Building

WASHINGTON—Banging his head against the top of the dome in the rotunda, newly sworn-in Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) told reporters Wednesday he was struggling to adapt to the size of the Capitol Building. “I didn’t think the transition from small-town Pennsylvania would be easy, but I wasn’t expecting to have to grease…

The Onion
🚨BREAKING: Following noyb litigation, @meta (Facebook and Instagram) has been prohibited from using personal data for advertisement.
The #GDPR decision signals a major blow to Meta's business model in Europe, as Meta faces a € 390 Mio fine.
https://noyb.eu/en/breaking-meta-prohibited-use-personal-data-advertisment
BREAKING: Meta prohibited from use of personal data for advertisment

After almost five years, the Irish DPC decided on a noyb complaint and required Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp to stop using the personal data of users for advertisement in the EU.

noyb.eu

Hey baby, I hear House Clerk a-callin'
Cross MAGAts and McCarthy negs

Oh My, Mercy

And the GOP seems a bit confused,
Yeah, maybe this thing has legs

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But GOP don't know what to do
with those cross MAGAts and McCarthy negs

They're votin’ again

Just imagining a Douglas Adams book where they need to shrink-wrap us all for transit to somewhere else, then just add water.

BrianRoemmele on Twitter:

An Atom is 99.999999999% “empty space”.

If you could remove all the empty space from the atoms constituting every human being, the entire human population would fit in a space less than the size of a sugar cube.

Best wishes to everyone in the new year.

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