This year is depressing. Every day is worse than the last.

No one knows how to drive except for me.

If Tik Tok goes away, where does that leave pop culture?

I notice a lot of nurses have their forearms tattooed. Is there any reason for this, or is it just a coincidence?

No one cares about your stupid 2024 recap. You aren't the main character!

It's wild to drive around town on Christmas. Everything is closed, so all the giant parking lots are empty.

The "Very mindful, very demure" trend lasted about two weeks.

I don't get the appeal of camping.

Saw Green Day for the seventh time on Friday at Oracle Park. Fantastic show. It was amazing seeing Dookie and American Idiot both played in their entirety, especially since Friday was the 20th anniversary of American Idiot's release.

Do people still buy answering machines? They seem kind of useless now.