I'm a distributed systems architect, with experience in JVM-based languages, C-likes, NodeJS, Python, and others.

But here's what ChatGPT says about me:

Joseph Ottinger - editor, writer, musician, and all-around mediocre guy. He's written some stuff, edited some other stuff, and claims to be a musician. If you're looking for someone who's just okay at a bunch of things, Joseph's your guy.