Part of me is excited to learn the new part of my job today. The other part is sad to lose all the time I've had to take Udemy classes.

Lauper got a bad rap in the 80s I think. What a voice.

On a Cyndi Lauper kick today at work as I try to outrun the dark cloud.

Will I actually get to do any work today and guarantee this job sticks, or will it be another day of me hanging out and working on outlines to scripts I'll never write?

@[email protected] I respectfully decline, as it is you who deserves this award.

I'm a tall dude but I'm not very confrontational, and it's annoying people always want me to like get tough with folks. I just wanna read dumb shit on Wikipedia, man, fight your own battles.

Bought my gf a #Nintendo Switch to celebrate her new job. Okay fine I was looking for an excuse

Boy am I glad last year's #TheMummy didn't actually start a Dark Universe. Colossal misstep by Universal.