Congratulations to Elon Musk for making cars so bad that no-one can tell if a carbomb has just happened or if the car just did that.
I keep important anniversaries in my phone calendar.
The first wood fired pizza I ever made was tonight, back in 2015 in the wood oven of the O.G. Woodfired food truck in Buffalo, NY.
It's something that can only be explained as a miracle because there is no rational or scientific explanation: I currently weigh a little less than I did a week ago today.
My mother: It's so cold out. It feels like winter but it's still fall.
Me: That's because fall is not a top four season.
Just made 2 eggs over easy on top of reheated stuffing with gravy. It was magnificent.
Should have taken a photo.