i'm a page of life, meaning that my dick is out at all times, but that's ok because i'm a life player and dick is one of the key points to creating life, in this essay i w-

i'm ashamed to be a prospit dreamer because i would go blind standing on the fucking planet. that shit is bright.

horse...

(snaps head back and my spinal discs shoot out like a pez dispenser)

unfollow me if your fingers are NOT in your ass.

i think it's really sexy of me to not know where i am at any given time.

i need to get me one of them pride icons to exhibit my true colors. (i'm gay btw.)