Mastodon’s biggest problem so far is that the sanctimony and finger-wagging showed up before the fun did. When I log in, it’s all scolding and chest-puffery. I want more than just post after post of people clicking about all the rubes who gave Zuck all their personal data.

I’m not saying the fun’s absent, but dear god the sanctimony here.

“Who are you?”

“I’m Paul.”

“Paul who?”

*Paul looks around for a moment, then smiles*

“Paul Dune.”

DIRECTED BY ALAN SMITHEE