People often ask me why I'm vegan. Inevitably I'll reply "oh, I'm actually not vegan. I don't know where you got that idea." "My mistake," they'll say, politely. Then I'll say something like "no problem" and move on with my day, none the worse for wear.
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Scientists say that the first person to have a million followers on mastodon is already posting.
ChatGPT is actually very helpful!
Sure, I’ve got lots of great posts. You guys just don’t know them because they go to a different instance.
Where the hell am I supposed to post that I'm done with social media?
If you want to stop AI from hurting artists, don't try to persuade people not to use it. Instead teach boomers how to make Minion memes with it. Nothing will kill the AI vibe faster than Carol in accounts receivable thinking it's cool

Imperfect Recall | The Nib
Wow, a perfectly photographic memory!
The NibHaving internet friends is like... I love you all very much but also if you change profile pic I would never know it's you.