Joe Staples!

@joestaples
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Senior editorial manager. Al Roker liked a thing I wrote once. 3 brothers with bad advice bashed a thing I wrote once. Followed by at least 17 verified accounts. Mastodon's first showerthoughts account

Things I had to google for work that I thought I'd never have to google:

"intimidating salads"

A writer's strike is said to affect late night talk shows first, but let's be honest — we've suffered with James Corden for the past seven years, so how much worse could it get?
You could call it a BORP — Black Out Rage Pint

“How was your weekend Joe?”

“Pretty good, microdosed some BORG”

#weekendplans #BORG

New conspiracy: those ragebait cooking videos on TikTok are made by people who lost their sense of taste and smell because of long Covid and now they want the rest of us to suffer