People be talking about 3.14 but it's 3/14 today so it's actually 0.214

Would you say you feel more pissed off or pissed on?

Why did Jack and Jill go up a hill to fetch a pale of water? Shouldn't wells be at a local minima in terms of elevation? Awaiting feedback from a hydrogeologist

“Can I have a tomato 🍅?”
No, we’re going to eat pancakes in a minute.
“Did you put any tomatoes in it?”
…no

Weird looking hummingbirds

Tip: Make fruit salad but throw some tomatoes in there

My mother would like everyone to know that Tim Walz got a dui and was going 90 in a 55. You would almost think he is from Wisconsin

Why is equestrian jumping an Olympic sport?

This used to be my warm up song for the 400m and 800m races in high school. I always wonder what other athletes are listening to while warming up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfixWlzFZ9k