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I’m trying to be better.
Tina Turner over Ron DeSantis in the New York Times. As it should be.

An ongoing list of things that cheer me up:

2. A Costco hot dog wrapped in a slice of Costco cheese pizza.

I tricked all my friends into doing this coloring book for me.
For those who don’t follow me on other platforms, here is a video of Frances M Derg getting mad at a doll. #dogsofmastodon
Frances M Derg is loves to walk on my chest and sniff my eyeballs while I’m trying to nap. #dogsofmastodon
Lord knows it’s not the size.
Gotta hear both sides.
We’re taking our little derpy dog to get some dental work done, and I’ve caught some of my wife’s anxiety over it. Good vibes please for Frances M Derg.
I think I found a winner for the most 1993 indie record cover.