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Functional programming, TypeScript, tooling.
 He/him. Views and opinions my own and do not reflect those of my employer.

I usually only follow folks with pronouns in bio.

"pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" is such a great phrase for drawing attention to the man behind the curtain. You could use it as a slogan for Men Behind Curtains Awareness Day.
The problem with integrating gradually-typed languages with legacy code is that you eventually run out of other people’s types

Fox that screams stacktraces at you

#programming

"damn, Typescript, you live like this?"
Getting called out by my own search engine

I was really counting on teens being a lot more cyberpunk than they turned out. Where are the borg goggles? The electric tattoos?

"stay hydrated???"

I am disappointed.

In addition to losing all of my browser tabs after the update, I also seem to no longer be able to use a gamepad to play pokerogue. This fucking sucks
Literally nothing good comes from updating software. It’s just a thing we all have to do to keep bad things from happening
Yall weren’t kidding about liquid glass