Mastodawn

jnkrtech 7h ago

Daniel Sainati 1d ago

ah, my favorite proof technique

jnkrtech 7h ago

LinkedIn, but you can only post there if you’ve smoked indica within the last two hours. Reading posts on it would be:

	Better
	Worse
	Equivalent
	Incomparable

Poll ends at Apr 12 at 4:17am.

jnkrtech 18h ago

maddox 1d ago

your occasional reminder that in the summer of '23, someone took a japanese musical toy called the otamatone and covered the first 60 seconds of "bring me to life"

jnkrtech 19h ago

Dave Anderson 1d ago

To celebrate yet another article speculating on the identity of satoshi nakamoto, I've decided to make up the strangest thing I can think of and just declare that canon instead. By fiat, if you'll excuse the irony.

So, it's official: Satoshi Nakamoto was in fact Margaret Thatcher. The timeline fits, she needed a hobby in retirement and Satoshi vanished right as Thatcher's health declined.

Satoshi did re-emerge briefly in 2015, well after Thatcher's death, but there's a simple explanation: that was a possessed Jacob Rees-Mogg during a seance at conservative party conference. The 1922 committee wanted a gut check from the Iron Lady on this whole EU referendum thing, but upon awakening Rees-Mogg screamed that someone was talking shit online about the bitcoin block size, demanded a burner laptop, and they never did manage to get feedback on their trade reform drafts.

The evidence is there for people willing to look.

jnkrtech 19h ago

Jason Lefkowitz 20h ago

Inside me there are two wolves. One says "that's awful touristy." The other says "you are going there to be a tourist"

wonder how this will look after being put thru bsky's additional layer of blendering

jnkrtech 21h ago

schratze 1d ago

waking up in your thirties

jnkrtech 21h ago

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Dave Rahardja 1d ago

Most people who work for corporations are not unionized. The job market stinks. Mass layoffs have been rampant. VC-subsidized AI is making bosses drunk with power in the short term. Asking employees to put their jobs on the line in today’s uncertain market seems almost cruel.

The sad fact is most USians are utterly dependent on the capitalist class for our day-to-day living. Because we have allowed the cost of living to far outpace our income, and because we have steadfastly refused to create a public healthcare, housing, and food security program, our survival comes drip-drip-dripping from our corporate lords two weeks at a time. USians can’t afford to bite the hand that literally keeps us alive.

jnkrtech 22h ago

Pseudo Nym 1d ago

Axolotl are cute, and look and sound like they should be #pokemon

But this implies the small version should be the Axolittle and the big version the Axolmaxol.