Me calmly listening to your bullshit while my stack grows.
Serious question:
Are I supposed to remove this white stiffener in my new ballcap or leave it in to help retain shape?
I'm beginning to realize why #chess is so punishing.
On your turn, you can only:
1. keep the evaluation the same, or
2. make your position worse
You can't win. You can only not loose while you wait for your opponent to loose.