Mastodon is a little opaque about how in the heck people are intended to find you...

Merry Christmas, everyone who celebrates it!

@hotdogsladies Happy Birthday. EOM.

Trump’s fucking this up so bad, I heard he’s going to start claiming that Kamala Harris actually won and this is all her fault.

Here's me shouting out into the ether of zero followers!! Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper Blackberry is DELICIOUS!!

How's a guy have no followers? How did that happen? Weird.

It's a beautiful day outside where I live. I think I will take a nice long walk with the dog. It will help me to clear my mind and figure out WTF. At least for today.

Furor tip: make sure to end every invective with "Goddammit." If you don't, it may not be clear to your audience how you TRULY feel about it.

Zero followers! I'm free!!