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Why is sloth a sin? what did he do?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/portgarden/status/1398839015621730305

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Nah I’m sure lil homies could kill you before you knew you was dead https://twitter.com/heyokaempath01/status/1399052114890948608

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/bencolar/status/1399429112159162369

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BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE / YOU’RE GONNA GET A MANICURE https://twitter.com/julie_neuhouser/status/1395955762300551169

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ElSangito/status/1396306981233721349

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Instead of calling it a "to do" list I've started writing "side quests" at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/elle91/status/1333390346181599232

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My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/caseyfeigh/status/1398719377998970881

I hadn't even read the tweet’s commentary yet and I immediately thought “oh no the farts”.

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Wonder if the fart blast zone seats are cheaper

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/bwest/status/1398364145964126211

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Fully vaccinated people, and also just liars, can now go mask-free at theaters http://dlvr.it/S0dnrM

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1398429015401123844

I LOLed

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🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NonAsthetic/status/1398635977447456773

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what the fuck dude

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1398433304488169478