Come get some dang candy ya dang kids

On the ska punk band Sublime’s second album they had a song about riots all over the USA, and then on their third album they revealed their idea of a riot is an unplugged electric guitar going “plink plonk plookeeploonk”

do the little snakes on Medusa’s head turn to stone if she looks at them

“Yabba gabagool!”
-Fredo Flintstonio, New Jersey, 10,000 BC

I don’t know why anyone would want to honor this guy. Just look at him. Looks like the biggest chooch you ever saw. Like a yankees fan who smells of tuna melt

Being able to see the milky way, even in a non dark sky park setting, is a pretty mind blowing experience. Like that’s a whole fuggin galaxies you’re staring at

French people fart like “fatre”

Tony Fitzpatrick was Chicago, behind the gruff exterior is a heart of gold. He will be missed. Requiescat, king 🎈