The simulation isn’t crashing so much as having bizarre hallucinations.

I did not have “Pope mercilessly drags President Shitstain” on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are.

My guy, are you new here? Iran’s been gearing up for a direct conflict with America and Israel for 47 years and you handed it to them on a silver fucking platter.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️

Today’s #pnw #mosstodon

Any time a Democrat has been asked for a reaction on the constitutional crisis of the day for the last 10 months.

Happy Rapture Day (to those who celebrate)

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."